Friday, April 9, 2010

Heart n Mind

Pride shaken n ego bruised to the core….
“How dare u make me numb”…I heard the “Mind” roar….

Wid the taste of poison….so sweet n fresh….
I agree to talk… since the “mind” must press…

I was but a slave…a device… to pump blood n nothin more….
Yet, now I beat fast n wild…. cursed perhaps without a cure…

I suffer wid pleasure n enjoy this pain ……
O mighty “mind”!! Forgive me….
If I don’t feel like…. myself, ever again…

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

TP

boy: No dude am serious.... there is something special about this gal....

frn: eh...tell me what can tht be??

boy: know wt whenever c has called me...... 5 out of 6 times i have been thinking about her....

frn: u dumba**... crazy little idiot...5 OUT OF 6 TIMES huh....as if whn do u not think of her...in fact i wonder.... what kept u frm thinking the 6th time?

boy: (sighs) chemistry class.... have u seen our new chemistry teacher......

frn: ya ya i have heard all about her.... whr do they keep getting such whort-iees...

boy: (grins) principal sir... he took da interview and voila we had our new maa'm

frn: kk i don't wanna discuss abt him now....tell me wt r yr chances..whr do u stand....

boy: difficult me never scored above 50 in chemistry...need at least 80 plus to impress her….

frn: arey r u insanely dumb or wt ??? am asking abt that gal of yrs !!!... who all do u compete wid….

boy: oh ohk..... my competition ….thr’s abhishek, abhishek dholke, abhishek jain, kumar abhishek and abhishek roll no. 5 frm my class…. Surely more frm the rest of the school…

frn: omg so many abhi’s….even yr name is abhishek!!!

boy: ya wt do u expect ??? haven’t I told u her name is Ash too !!! n that the school gets donation from “Big B” foundation… in fact during admissions’ I just had to spell my name correctly to clear the interview  …..

frn: ok celeb !!! wt’s yr strategy… how do you plan to patofy her?

boy: hmm…I don’t know…. Maybe I need to match frequency wid hers…

frn: ya tht seems a good idea…

boy: To start wid… I need to flunk in exams…. I mean she really sucks at studies…know wt she confuses zero wid da letter “o”….she still thinks that all the zero’s that c has in her bi-weekly tests are not zero’s but grades…for god’s sake where do u get “o” as grade tell me….

Next I gotta match my diet wid hers…..

Frn: tht can be tough… u can’t simply drop yr calorie intake…..

Boy: come ‘on who is talking abt a drop here…. She eats as if..as if….c has been hungry for ages….jesus!! I genuinely believe c must have lived in Africa n died of malnutrition or something in all her previous lives……

Frn:kk got tht…. but thn u had mentioned tht c is slim n all.. how in hell is tht possible now…

Boy: yeah c is a fitness freak!!… some-times I think c eats more just to have an extra mile or so, on the tread-mill…..or may be c has somehow cracked e = mc ^2 and can freely convert her body mass easily into some kind of energy……heat waves or something… perhaps tht’s y c appears so hot all the time…..

Frn: hmm wtever u n yr crazy gal....this surely is gng to be a hell of a task...may thr be enough holi water whn u r done wid burning all of yr a**..

To Be Continued :-))

Monday, April 5, 2010

Beautiful Death

Maddened by my own tear-less cries.....
Haven’t I shamelessly lived….in a veil of masked fake smiles…

For long, embarrassed at my own existence...so often have I blacked out……
Unnoticed breathing corpse..... Lying still in ever-moving crowd....

No wonder beautiful seems death.....
And oh so pleasing.... these dark smokes of my final rite.....
Promising a chance… a hope… to make amends in after life…